TERMS & CONDITIONS

SITE ACCESS

This website is for visitors aged 21 and older. It includes adult language, fictional characters, horror animation, sudden visual effects and optional sound. Alley-Oop is a scripted fictional character; his dialogue is comedy, not advice or a real threat.

PURCHASES & EXTERNAL LINKS

Music purchases currently take place on Bandcamp. Purchases and services on linked websites are subject to those providers’ terms. A link does not guarantee a product’s availability or suitability.

GIVEAWAYS

Giveaway entries are not open. Accepting these site terms, following an account or checking a box does not enter a giveaway. Final Official Rules, eligibility, locations and dates will be announced before entries open.

YOUR INFORMATION

This age confirmation is stored in this browser tab for the current session. It does not check your identity or send your age to a server. Alley’s messages are processed in your browser. Do not enter private information in the chat. The hosting provider may process ordinary web request logs; linked websites have their own privacy practices.

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